I post a bit of whatever comes to mind, with occasional spams of chocolate. I forget to tag most things except those spams, and that's not likely to change any time soon.

 

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

kittenwiskers:

starbucks-sivan:

ughtroyler:

amovible:

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

This one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

I put my hand in a blender

A dog bit my face

*high five to person who split their forehead open bc me too*

One time my cousin stabbed me with a fork.
Another time I accidentally stepped on my mom’s old cat and she bit my leg so I have 4 perfect dots.

Mattress shopping.

(Source: birdsorthebeez)

master-of-duct-tape:

Everyone likes to point out the fact that Chris Evans played both Johnny Storm and Steve Rogers.

Seldom discussed is the fact that they’re POLAR OPPOSITE PERSONALITIES

sterfsterf:

flowerbudeidolon:

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

I think I’ve been on that exact corner.

its really uncomfortable how many mica kids share these thoughts…

bifurs:

Me: [ENJOYS MOFFAT’S DW]

Other person: But I hated how-

Me: [ENJOYS MOFFAT’S DW LOUDER]

benesmauglocked:

rj4gui4r:

iventuredfromminecraftia:

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Genius

As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.

petitetourneau:

I don’t care what anyone says, this is the greatest moment in British film history.