I post a bit of whatever comes to mind, with occasional spams of chocolate. I forget to tag most things except those spams, and that's not likely to change any time soon.
tumbler is actually a real word but it doesn’t look right and it makes me feel uncomfortable
i actually had forgotten about him
thank you for this
I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he’s basically saying is he likes to get…paid
The internet can bastardize it all it likes, Shrek was a great fuckin film.
Watching Hannibal while eating a burger for lunch? Bad idea. What if my Burger is people? What if my fries are people? WHAT IF MY KETCHUP IS PEOPLE?
listen up, fucktrucks. it’s story time.
So I was sitting there wondering if I was eating people and ended up staring at my burger for minutes without eating. The dining hall worker saw it and asked me if anything was wrong with my food.
I kinda just mumbled “No, I was just wondering if the burger was people”. Now, he could’ve reacted a number of ways. He could’ve laughed it off and left. He could’ve also looked at me weird. He could’ve just said it’s not people. But no. He looks at me, says “I’m not saying that it’s people, but if it were, I wouldn’t tell you, would I?”, smiles at me, then fucking walks away.
OH MY GOD I HAD PEOPLE BURGER FOR LUNCH.
So, what does people burger taste like?